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Umire baka i skupila se rodbina oko bolesničke postelje.

Tihim se glasom baka obraća najdražem unuku:

"Dragi moj Perice, tebi želim ostaviti farmu s velikom vilom, tri traktora, ergelom konja i svom ostalom stokom. Ostavljam ti i 3.567.456 $."


Unuk zablista od sreće i oduševljeno ju upita:


"Wow! Nisam znao da imaš to sve bakice, a gdje se nalazi ta farma?"

"Na Facebooku!" - odgovori baka.
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Post by MapleMan »

A joj srce od bakice ???
Dva put zine , a tri put slaže
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Post by singer »

Čak Noris kad jede kikiriki tačno zna koje kiki, a ko riki...
Zašto Crnogorci ne organizuju „Velikog brata“? Ne mogu da nađu devet ljudi koji se ne poznaju.
:skratta::skratta::skratta:
Nema tog industrijskog giganta od koga mi ne mozemo napraviti malo ili srednje preduzece!!!
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Dva put zine , a tri put slaže
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Post by Nikola »

Samo jedna ispravka - to je utovarivac, ne bager! A, ima snimak na youtube-u kako se lik penje bagerom uz stub...mrzelo me da trazim sad...
Trt, mrt, zivot ili smrt!
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http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downloa ... c&inline=1
Ладовина за праве мајсторе:hurra:
Ако сам добро одрадио овакав линк:P
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Nisi ga dobro uradio...
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Дођох, видех, побледех
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Ko leteći ćilim ,pa im pravi debelu ladovinu ! xexexe
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Kako da nagovoris plavusu da se uda za tebe?
*Kazes joj da je trudna!
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A ona te pita: A jel si siguran da je moje?
:)
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Post by metabo »

Ne znam da li je ovaj bio za Čaka...

Kada je Čak Noris jedini put zaplakao u životu?

Zaplakao je od sreće kada mu se rodila majka :)
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…oʞɐdoɐu ǝuǝɹʞ ǝu oʇsǝu ʞop oɹqop ǝɾ ǝʌs

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Post by singer »

haha gledao sam ovo :tummenupp:

ovako nastala pesma (7 jegera--7 nedelja)jbga autorska prava :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAH_aQ12 ... re=related
Nema tog industrijskog giganta od koga mi ne mozemo napraviti malo ili srednje preduzece!!!
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Post by yetta »

Kada ste umorni od posla i kad vam je bolja polovina još umornija, nabavite ovakvu bedinera(ku) u kući ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=P9Fyey4D5hg
Ko hoće, nađe način, ko neće - nađe opravdanje
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