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Najbolja farba za jaja.
Nemoj neko da je nesto lose pomislio, ovo je po ral karti.
Sto cu, opet nemam bolju sliku.::neznam::

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(ne znam da li da napravim salatu ili da ih ostavim da zavrse...) :)
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Titogradjanin pedesetogodišnjak raskinuo sa svojom dvadesetogodišnjom djevojkom.
Njegov vršnjak ga začuđeno upita:
-Pa, što to uradi, budalo?!
-Pa viđi, ako se oženim sa njom, ja 50 – ona 20.
Dobro, to u redu. Kad ja budem imao 60 ona
će imati 30, ‘ajde i to nekako. Kad budem imao 70 ona će imati 40, čak ni to nije tako strašno,
ali kad ja budem imao 80 ona će imati 50.
-Pa što?
-Pa što će mi baba od 50 godina?
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... i jedna moja privatna slika:

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Dobra Singha beer. Uživao sam u njoj na prošlom godišnjem.Jedva čekam opet... :)
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ono sto znas da nacrtas znas i da napravis
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Dje ide ovaj svijt. Da ne povjerujes. Evo muskarac dosa na svecanost bez carapa. :forvonad::forvonad:

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Odličan je!
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Ko kaze da nema maski za korona virus?

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Ove su jos najbolje, stite stoposto, jos ako su fresko uzete. :P
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Sta ako je kao ovaj slučaj ?
Ode Perica u javnu kucu sjede pored jedne i pita je:
- "A sta ti je ovo?"
- "Kosa."
- "Mogu da pomirisem?"
- "Moze."
- "... u sto lepo mirise, a ovo?"
- "Sise."
- "Mogu da pomirisem?"
- "Mozes."
- "Sto lepo mirise..."
Pogleda Perica dole i zbunjeno pita:
- "A sta je ovo?"
- "E to je maca."
- "El mogu i nju da pomirisem?"
- "Mozes."
Pomirisa Perica i rece:
- "Auuuu crkla maca .
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